You Hate Illegal Immigration? Wrong!

I’m not going to sit here and tell you you’re racist just because you froth at the mouth about illegal immigration.  You’re racist also due to the fact that you’re an idiot.  What did you invent or do that supposedly makes your race better?  You’re mother had you here and you stayed here??  Wow!!  Seriously, let’s get off the topic of race, you’re not making any sense.
 
You should admire immigrants.  These are people who travel thousands of miles across harsh terrain into the unknown with no backup plan with their only goal being to use the labor of their hands to earn a living for themselves and their families.  That’s kick-ass.  That’s way more American than sitting around on welfare or showing up to the same air-conditioned cubicle-based job every day. 
 
Oh some immigrants are on welfare or are criminals?  Well, some Americans are criminals too – ever heard of Ted Bundy?  That doesn’t make every American bad, it just makes your stupidity apparent if you use that to tarnish the whole class.
 
Face it, most immigrants work and work hard when they get here.  It’s breaking the law, sure, but for every immigrant who comes here illegally there is an American hiring him and a suburban asshole who is glad the Mexican is mowing the yard of the house he’s upside down in.
 
“They’re taking our jobs!”  Really?  So as an American you prepared your whole life to do landscaping or wash dishes only to be thwarted by a Mexican.  You suck!  You can’t even get a job over a guy who doesn’t speak English!  They’re “taking our jobs” only because they are willing to work harder and not demand cushy conditions and overpayment.  Jose dodged bandits, drug lords, immigration control, heat, and coyotes to show up to apply for the type of job you’re bitching about.  All you had to do was sign off your freaking xbox, or if you’re too old for that turn off that big screen tv you haven’t paid for.
 
So now you see the illegal immigrants have tried harder than you have, do things you’re actually glad they do, have jobs because Americans want to hire them, and succeed only because they are better than you. 
 
Now if it bothers you so much still, why don’t you get off your ass and apply for a job at the border patrol.  They are hiring Americans, pay well, and you’d be doing a job you like.  Oh yeah, you’d have to move to the job and learn skills and actually compete for the job and work outside sometimes probably.  Too much for you?  Got it.  Log back into the xbox, lardbrain.

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