There are soccer fields in every community. People get along with them just fine. They have all the same rights as any other field. Yet soccer fans still try to deny the obvious: soccer is gay.

If soccer were lava, the world cup would be the volcano spewing homoerotic ash clouds so thick flights would be shut down around the world.

Here's an actual soccer (football, whatever) picture from the World Cup (no wonder these guys are so worked up about each other's cup):

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Let's do some math:

1. Gay expression with ball agains head
2. Jazz hands?? BIG TURBO JAZZ HANDS!!
3. Gay tights
4. Gay arm swing with
5. Gay high stepping (a/k/a prancing)
6. Gay orange shoe
7. Gay toe point
8. Gay jazz finale slide

1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8 = Gay.

The World Cup is one feather boa away from knocking Men's Figure Skating off the top of the podium for world's gayest sport. It's alright soccer fans. Just get those jazz hands shakin' and pop up on your toes and headbutt your sport right out of the closet! Headbutt - you know you just love to head butt!