From
the mind of Alligatorbling - classic - ready, go:
you see someone at the book store, those fancy kind with
the little capachino shops inside the book store... well,
its this dude and he's ordering him an italian soda, and
you walk up to him and you give him a shit eating grin,
then you do a split, not the one leg forward one leg back
split, but the kind where your legs slide out to the side
of you so you make the shape of an upside down T ... then
you draw back your fist and with a giant shout from the
bottom of your gut, and you wail into his junk with all
your might. POW... you punch that sorry fuxck face right in
his gawtdamn junk. i mean you really wail on him. you start
swearing, you're like gawtdamn mother milking cow tits full
of shxit spraying ball dragging like two harry basket balls
sxhit smearing all that is unholy junk punching just to
FEEL ALIVE! then you head butt the guy in the junk, as the
onlookers blush because it appears you're doing something
very taboo... my god, you just headbutted this guy in his
junk, his crotch was in your face.. .SHXIT... you need a
capachino. so you stand up and order one. a grande. then
this nerd walks in with a nintendo power under his arm from
1993.
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