Conundrum
This wine rules every gullet it engorges. A California
Table Wine, it won’t be on your table long. It will be in
your mouth, and then in your liver and bloodstream. That’s
where you’ll want it. It’s that good. It’s the winner,
hands down.
Mouton Cadet
For you cheap bastards, this is French wine good enough for
you. I drank it on the Champs D’Elysees; it doesn’t get any
better than that. It’s a nice white Bordeaux that’s as
cheap as the shirt you’re wearing. But unlike your cheap
shirt, this wine doesn’t stink and actually impresses
women. Keep her looking at the bottle instead of you and
not only will this wine get you loaded, but it will
increase your odds of scoring too.
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